Ophoria Beyond #3

I wasn’t entirely sure how I felt about the Ophoria Beyond #3 when it was offered to me by Eden Fantasys for review. I wanted it, but I wasn’t drooling or giddy over it. It’s a silicone dildo. It’s a nice, solid, matte silicone that’s slightly floppy. Firm, yet floppy, with a dash of squishy. But will it make me cum buckets like a rainstorm is it special? Let’s find out, shall we?

I’m a big fan of the size, it’s got 6.5 inches of insertable shaft, it’s 1.5 inches in diameter and about three-quarters of the way up the shaft, toward the handle is a small button/nub that I presume to be for clit stimulation. It curves at both ends, in opposite directions which is excellent for gripping nicely while stimulating the G-spot.

The curve on the insertable end is such that you end up feeling like you have a much larger toy to insert. I am a big fan of this, however anyone who has trouble with using thicker toys may have to fiddle with it for painless insertion.  As you approach the end, the shaft has three fairly gentle, shallow ridges and to be honest, I didn’t notice them at all during use.

On the other end there is a hole in the handle where it curves. I initially thought I would use this for a finger or a thumb, but ultimately, I discovered that it was the perfect place to slide my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. I turned my dildo into a vibrating dildo. Wheeee!

Don’t get too excited, especially if you own an Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. This will not be as strong as using your Xtreme Pack directly on your body. It does produce a fairly medium intensity vibration,  but it’s diffused through out the toy. We are not talking Hitachi power. It makes the G-spot tingle, it makes that little button on the front of the shaft buzz a little, adding to the dildo fun. But dildo fun is the key here, as opposed to vibrator fun.

So, anyway, back to what turned out to be quite the yummy treat. I was fortunate enough that my clit lines up nearly perfectly with the location of the clit button. It was flexible enough to bend a bit, keeping the shaft inserted while using said button on my clit. I did find this a bit awkward, but doable and not without reward (i.e. orgasm)!

Hey, I said it was a yummy treat, not perfection defined.

I’d tell you all about how my Ophoria Beyond is a rich, vibrant pink, but I’ve been told the pink color has been discontinued. So, as far as you know, mine is black and it’s a rich, vibrant black.  *performs the Jedi mind trick* Pink is not the color you’re looking for.

I am happy to report that this sucker is pure, non-flammable silicone. And yes, I did try to light it on fire. That’s how dedicated to keeping you informed I am. Seriously, I try to set things on fire because I like to watch things burn I don’t want you to burn down your house.

Ok, maybe I just like playing with matches and trying to light things on fire.

But enough about arson. Back to the dildo talk.

Silicone is body-safe, can be used with any lube but silicone-based and can be cleaned up in just about any way you want. Boil it, bleach it, toss it on the BBQ on the top rack of your dishwasher if you must. You could also just use some decent soap and water. If you are super slutty all about the sharing of toys with others, then use one of those super-duper sterilizing methods and a condom is not a bad idea at all.

It should probably be noted that I wrote this review at about 2:30 AM and it might contain a larger than average amount of ridiculous nonsense that seemed really funny at the time.  If you disagree go to hell I apologize profusely.

$69.99Ophoria Beyond #3 Dildo by Lover’s Choice Inc. Material: Silicone Safety: Buy from EdenFantasys

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.